What not to use....

This afternoon at work i was entertained by an impromptu and somewhat badly played game of office cricket....tho most of the time i was just trying to keep out of the way in order to not get hit by the orange squishy stress ball. How ever we did discover that the lid of an esky, a large sized umbrella and an empty glenfiddich scotch container all do not make awesome cricket bats.
.. just in case u ever should find urself stuck desperate for some form of cricket bat, i do not recommend these things at all.